MGS4 - First Impressions

In my attempt to formulate words to describe Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (PS3), my vocabulary seems wholly inadequate. Were I to say that MGS4 is 'godlike', that in itself would be an insult to the great Hideo Kojima...mere words can not do justice to what MGS4 truly is. It is beyond human comprehension that such a heavenly game could even be thought of, let alone created. No, I'm wrong...it's not a game...it's a portal to nirvana...a gateway through which one can reach salvation. The best part? I say all of this after only playing through roughly 8 or 9 hours of the game. This was accomplished just today, starting at 10:00 AM and playing nonstop. I have only just now eaten a meal today. I am actually getting an idea of how Hideo Kojima made this game...I'm pretty sure (and this is after heavy research on my part to verify these facts) that he took MGS, MGS2, MGS3, crack-cocaine, the sun, Super Bowl Sunday, and Christmas and put all the ingredients into a giant pot and boiled them together. After that, he took 1 tablespoon of the resulting substance (anymore would've been considered suicide on his part for the sheer awesomeness) and took it in shot form, chasing it with Tequila. Then Hideo watched his favorite movie "Escape from New York" and then cried from it's sheer bodaciousness, and his tears were taken to a top secret lab in Japan, the same place they keep Godzilla. There, they extracted an element from the tears, known only as "FoxAwesome" and directly coated each MGS4 game disc. That is how this game was created. It has to be. I would speak of divine intervention, but Hideo is about as divine as you can get.

More impessions to come as I play the game further...

Just know that tonight, as I lay in bed searching for missing sleep, I will cry until I see Snake again.