Grifball Update - Week 3

The Wal-Mart Greeters (6-0) Keep Up The Pace, Despite Lag


The Wal-Mart Greeters (your favorite "home" team) is still undefeated after playing six out of the ten games of this Summer Season. Today's schedule consisted of a game against Wii Pwn, the only team the Greeters hadn't faced yet, and then finished off with a rematch against Team Cobra. The inital volleys were ugly at best, lag befalling the entire competition. Wii Pwn had some teamwork issues as they started breaking apart mentally on the field, which (combined strategically with the horrific lag) led to a decisive victory for the Greeters. It was a bit disputed in the several intermissions between attempts at a lag-free game. Seems Wii Pwn had very poor connections and just couldn't cover it up with good playing. Too bad, so sad.

The second game went a little better (at least as far as lag is concerned) when only Foxtrotarmy lagged. Unfortunately this spilled over to the rest of the team and initially getting any hammer kills was almost impossible. This allowed Team Cobra to get an early lead (the first for any team against the Greeters the entire Season) but it was soon countered when Foxtrot's connection slightly bettered. Unfortunately it wasn't enough for a clean game, but the end result worked out, and Team Cobra didn't dispute heavily at the end-game lobby. It was charted up as a victory, 6-3 for the Greeters. That was the highest scoring game for any opposition to the Greeters, the previous being a series of 7-2 victories against a myriad of Division 13 Teams.

Here's the current Division 13 Standings.

1) The Wal-Mart Greeters (6-0) (36 goals for)/(9 against)
2) The Flying Fire Monsters (4-2) (22 goals for)/(23 against)
3) Team Cobra (3-3) (20 goals for)/(25 against)
4) Giant Pizza Kings (3-3) (20 goals for)/(25 against)
5) Wii Pwn (2-4) (10 goals for)/(26 against)
6) The Huguenots (0-6) (0 goals for)/(0 against) -These guys have forfeited EVERY game-